I cant sleep

You see I have this problem. I can sleep. I want to sleep, I like to sleep, I like sleeping next to my new wife. She is comfortable and soft and smells good. I just sit in bed and cant sleep. I want to sleep. Tomorrow is Christmas, maybe. I might be getting in my apple card, so I can go buy me a new toy. But I cant wait. Its not just the waiting that wont let me sleep. The last two weeks I haven't been able to sleep. I drank some wine, some beer, nothing. I watch the news, the boring channels, old cheers reruns. Which I love. I think I love Ted dungeon. Becker, cheers, two great shows. Anyway. I cant sleep. Its killing me. The only thing I haven't tried yet is reading. But its to dark in the room for that. Maybe I need a book light. Yes. Tomorrow I get my apple and my booklight. Then I will be able to sleep. I can sleep in the morning, just not at night. Why not. I like sleeping at night that's when jenny sleeps. She is hot, I like sleeping next to her. i sometimes run, that still wont help. I cant fall a s l e e p.